Store Sock

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."

by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011

Period socks

When you hit sock bottom

When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer

OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!

by Smarshies August 10, 2019

Sock Goblin

An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.

This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!

by KoyoRed January 20, 2020

sock and bullet

A polite way of saying "Just shut up and do it."

Ava: Jackson, I don't want to swim the 1000.
Jackson: Seriously, sock and bullet,

You may be sad, tired, or crazy but sock and bullet.

by ALLJRS November 29, 2010

Sock Buster

One who blows his load in his dirty socks.

Billy that dirty Sock Buster

by Darrel Dell December 21, 2007

pillow sock

fluffy or normal socks you keep on your pillow / in your bed so when your feet get cold in the middle of the night you don’t have to get up

“dude my feet are cold”
“don’t you have pillow socks?”
“they’re dirty”

by herbal remedies~ November 14, 2021

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014