Sniffle-Bum

To absolutely not want to do something, makes you cry, but do it for the Greater good.

I hate running, but i sniffle-bummed it for charity x

by The gem nook May 7, 2022

swaffle

A baked egg dish originating in France and pronounced incorrectly.

Do ya’ll serve them fancy swaffles here?

by feelyhands December 5, 2022

sniffledinglekickaringopiccadjangoboolaroo

an "aussie discovered" disease where your penis starts playing music in the middle of the night, and known for being named by aussies after the iconic pneumonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis.

penis: *starts playing rubber band's penis music in the middle of the night*
aussie guy: aw hell naw, bloke. ay have sniffledinglekickaringopiccadjangoboolaroo

by the German Horse Worder December 12, 2022

shaffled

To be shocked and baffled. A version of disappointment that isn’t so depressing and pathetic.

I was so shaffled by his actions.

by joshy-and-zach December 20, 2022

sniffle

Using one's nose to sniff a person's testicles.

"Can I sniffle you?"
"Sure. You can sniffle me all you want."
"This person is sniffling that person."

by wackynix February 12, 2023

Snufflegrunts

The noises that a pug makes.

Mr. Sprinkles snufflegrunts, although endearing to the ear, expel a fine mist of snot in the air.

by SucculentCandy March 20, 2023

Sniffle dick

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.

When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick

by big 10-4 March 29, 2023