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smurf stacker

The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.

It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.

Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.

note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"

"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
by Dan Johnston July 17, 2007
mugGet the smurf stackermug.

smurf box

An object or person of significant aesthetic appeal.

Sometimes typed as "smurfbox" or "smurf-box".
by bluecomplex March 1, 2010
mugGet the smurf boxmug.

smurf muffin

(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.
I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
mugGet the smurf muffinmug.

smurf pussy

beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage

or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy
i fucked that bitch so hard i gave that her a smurf pussy

look out smurf in the hole
by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008
mugGet the smurf pussymug.

papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!
I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.
by Polar Bear December 5, 2004
mugGet the papa smurfmug.

choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)
Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf
by Chris the Jebend May 8, 2008
mugGet the choke the smurfmug.

shadow smurf

by Nakattack December 9, 2010
mugGet the shadow smurfmug.

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