Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

night smoothie

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.

Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.

by Dixnballs March 15, 2017

Chunky Smoothie

A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.

My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.

by Joemalski April 17, 2014

Smoothie

A discrete way to name a man's "party time" zone

"Oh no, that cannonball almost hit me in the smoothie bro"

by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022

Smoothie

A shaved vagina any color

Love the taste of my girlfriends smoothie

by Robbob813 June 16, 2025

baby yoda smoothie

Something only pewdiepie will drink

Hunter:Ok mission 17 to find baby yoda
Chef:FIND BABY YODA RIGHT NOW,THAT BABY YODA SMOOTHIE ISNT GONNA MAKE IT SELF

by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019

Smoothy

A freshly shaved or waxed vagina.

"Sheila is getting waxed today. Can't wait to dive into her smoothy tonight."

by Krylian August 30, 2023