Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.
Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019
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sloth queen

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!
by Blaa-blaa May 19, 2016
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Small sloth

A pretty girl who is small in size and understands things very slowly.
Tyrone: Yo you still talking to phoebe?
Jean: Yeah man but she's such a small sloth
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wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.
"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"
by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017
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Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies
1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"
by Runaway666 December 18, 2014
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Arabian Sloth

An extremely unattractive person. Has a face that is similar to that of a sloth.

Not the cute kind of sloth though, the scary kind.
Girl: Oh my gosh! He is so cute!

Friend: Oh hell no. That boy is an Arabian Sloth.

Girl: ...
by robertpattinsonsderpface November 21, 2011
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Sloth-Mode

1. A human Moving extremely slow during a task , saying things or answering questions. 2. A person being too slow to complete something. 3. State of no motivation.
1. Geez! Please hurry up you seem to be in Sloth-Mode today!

2. I just can’t do anything today; I am stuck in sloth-mode.
3. The drive thru at the local Burger joint is in sloth-Mode..
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