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SHNARD

A loud outgoing female who loves pancake flavored ice cream. This SHNARD is usually the center of attention and everyone loves a SHNARD.

A "SHNARD moment" is defined as a moment when a) Shnard commits an act of riotous humor, causing surrounding "SHNARDettes" to laugh uncontrolably. SHNARD moments must be taken with caution, as the laughter can cause severe abdominal pain, and blurred vision.

The term SHANRD also is a part of a slang language including other words such as; shmark, shnobber, scorns, shnorzing.. and other shnarly words yo!
" Hey Shmark, are you writting this down?"

"SHNARD... I don't want your shnobber all over my noodles"

"Shnard, pass me the scorns"

"Hey, is your roommate shnorzing?"

"This definition is shnarly yo!"
by Ainsley Elyse January 22, 2008
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Snarf

A rebuttal word used when someone is being ridiculous or nonsensical. A word only a retard like Thunda would understand.
"I'm perfect"

"snarf"
by PurplePain December 28, 2004
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Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.
I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 14, 2007
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Snarf

A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.
That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?
by Mr. Samoa Joe May 25, 2009
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snarfing

The act of sucking a load of Cum through one's nostrel
Snorting a load of cum like a line of Coke
Snorting seamen through Nostrol
Hooveing a Load of cum from a cock pussy or asshole
She snarfed a Load then spit it out her mouth
Snarfing the freah load
Snarfing is fun
by Dill hole May 17, 2006
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Snarf

-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.

2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.
After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.
by Constance Glen April 21, 2010
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shnarficles

when a males testicles freeze and gather close to the body.
Jack: BRRRRRRRRRRRR Its freezing out here!

Joe: I know my balls have turned into shnarficles!

Shnarf Balls
by I fuckin like turtles August 12, 2010
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