Shnard

Someone who is dearly loved even though she sometimes sleeps where she poops. Also known as a “poop schnard.”

Oh that Poop Shnard, she’s sleeping in the litter box again.

by Who wrote this July 21, 2021

SHNARD

A loud outgoing female who loves pancake flavored ice cream. This SHNARD is usually the center of attention and everyone loves a SHNARD.

A "SHNARD moment" is defined as a moment when a) Shnard commits an act of riotous humor, causing surrounding "SHNARDettes" to laugh uncontrolably. SHNARD moments must be taken with caution, as the laughter can cause severe abdominal pain, and blurred vision.

The term SHANRD also is a part of a slang language including other words such as; shmark, shnobber, scorns, shnorzing.. and other shnarly words yo!

" Hey Shmark, are you writting this down?"

"SHNARD... I don't want your shnobber all over my noodles"

"Shnard, pass me the scorns"

"Hey, is your roommate shnorzing?"

"This definition is shnarly yo!"

by Ainsley Elyse January 22, 2008

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.

Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.

by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

by jopazo June 18, 2009

shnad

just a little bit. a slight amount.

i think we should move that just a shnad to the left.

by car29 September 16, 2010

T-Shard

A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.

I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!

by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

by krazzekiki June 26, 2006