Shnard

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Someone who is dearly loved even though she sometimes sleeps where she poops. Also known as a “poop schnard.”

Oh that Poop Shnard, she’s sleeping in the litter box again.

Shnard by Who wrote this July 21, 2021

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SHNARD

A loud outgoing female who loves pancake flavored ice cream. This SHNARD is usually the center of attention and everyone loves a SHNARD.

A "SHNARD moment" is defined as a moment when a) Shnard commits an act of riotous humor, causing surrounding "SHNARDettes" to laugh uncontrolably. SHNARD moments must be taken with caution, as the laughter can cause severe abdominal pain, and blurred vision.

The term SHANRD also is a part of a slang language including other words such as; shmark, shnobber, scorns, shnorzing.. and other shnarly words yo!

" Hey Shmark, are you writting this down?"

"SHNARD... I don't want your shnobber all over my noodles"

"Shnard, pass me the scorns"

"Hey, is your roommate shnorzing?"

"This definition is shnarly yo!"

SHNARD by Ainsley Elyse January 22, 2008

Related Words

SHNARD • Shnarder • shards • shardul • shardae • sharded • shard barbie • Sharda • shardai • Shardcard

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.

Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.

shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009

shnad

just a little bit. a slight amount.

i think we should move that just a shnad to the left.

shnad by car29 September 16, 2010

T-Shard

A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.

I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!

T-Shard by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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