Shnard
Someone who is dearly loved even though she sometimes sleeps where she poops. Also known as a “poop schnard.”
Shnard by Who wrote this July 21, 2021
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SHNARD
A loud outgoing female who loves pancake flavored ice cream. This SHNARD is usually the center of attention and everyone loves a SHNARD.
A "SHNARD moment" is defined as a moment when a) Shnard commits an act of riotous humor, causing surrounding "SHNARDettes" to laugh uncontrolably. SHNARD moments must be taken with caution, as the laughter can cause severe abdominal pain, and blurred vision.
The term SHANRD also is a part of a slang language including other words such as; shmark, shnobber, scorns, shnorzing.. and other shnarly words yo!
A "SHNARD moment" is defined as a moment when a) Shnard commits an act of riotous humor, causing surrounding "SHNARDettes" to laugh uncontrolably. SHNARD moments must be taken with caution, as the laughter can cause severe abdominal pain, and blurred vision.
The term SHANRD also is a part of a slang language including other words such as; shmark, shnobber, scorns, shnorzing.. and other shnarly words yo!
" Hey Shmark, are you writting this down?"
"SHNARD... I don't want your shnobber all over my noodles"
"Shnard, pass me the scorns"
"Hey, is your roommate shnorzing?"
"This definition is shnarly yo!"
"SHNARD... I don't want your shnobber all over my noodles"
"Shnard, pass me the scorns"
"Hey, is your roommate shnorzing?"
"This definition is shnarly yo!"
SHNARD by Ainsley Elyse January 22, 2008
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shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009
Dork Shard
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009
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T-Shard
A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.
T-Shard by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007
shard tard
"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006
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