Double Quaker Shaker

When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.

Jessica doesn't like Gary anymore. I hear he gave her the ol' Double Quaker Shaker last night. What a legend.

by Dick Cheney's aborted son June 20, 2021

New Orleans Salt Shaker

When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker

Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...

by TyPel911 January 24, 2022

Le Jordan Shaker

Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple

Le Jordan Shaker Oe!1!1!1!1!1!!1
bouge ton fessier!!!!!

by Trueyyy December 6, 2022

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

The Death Shaker

The Death Shaker is shaker related to the thug shaker but this shaker is so bad that it could end the world and cause mass death that why its called The Death Shaker

"ITS THE END OF THE WORLD SOMEBODY IT MUST BE THE DEATH SHAKER"

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023

Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested

Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what

by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025