by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020
The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.
by ogmack122 June 30, 2017
A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars
by BigPete623 August 05, 2019
A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022
(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after
How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.
by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 14, 2025