Shelf

To be put on the shelf means to be cancelled until further notice. You have been shelved. Ignored. Case closed. Bye. You done fucked up. You will not be taken back off the shelf till you get your damn act together. Otherwise, permanent shelf.

Girl he’s on the shelf and he aint coming down until he learns his lesson.

by Hellomuthafucka March 4, 2019

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.

Look at her cum shelf.

by Helixfire March 3, 2016

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.

I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Shelf

*eats shelf*

I eat shelf

by Shelfeater2000 February 19, 2024

trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016

clearing the shelf

to sleep with all the men available

Girl, I wanted a man but you clearing the shelf.

by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020