taking a sheet

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.

Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.

by EZ Ice October 2, 2011

Hola Sheet

An exclamation often said when surprised at one's luck

"Hola Sheet!" the man shouted out loud after winning the lottery.

by Shockz13 September 3, 2019

Sheeting up

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.

Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.

by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018

Sheet Smusher

Used to describe a man who is among other masculine qualities quite proficient at coitus. As well as being a fornicating phenomenon also obtains copious amounts of strange.

Origin: Fatty Girl by LL Cool J

Timmy - "Hey you see that no neck, roided out, sheet smusher over there?"

Johnny - "Yeah"

Timmy - "He fights in the UFC"

by Kimifan December 12, 2010

beat sheet

The old sheet beside the bed you use to clean up jizz.

Johnny had no tissue to clean up his jizz so he just used his Beat Sheet.

by cliftondj May 13, 2010

Skeet Sheet

Another name for a ghetto whore.

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.

by ThurnisWolf July 7, 2011

fuck sheets

n. The sheets you use to scrump when you're on your period.

You don't want to stain your good sheets red do you?

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004