all head and no shaft

A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.

Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

shaft her bird

to force the shaft into the muff

Melanie is hot, my friends keep telling me I should shaft her bird.

by Larry432 January 14, 2008

Shaft Foshizzle Special

When you poop in the glovebox of sombodies car.

That fucking customer pissed me off so I gave her car the Shaft Foshizzle Special.

by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004

Shaft Cleaner

Matt was Cleaning Shafts all night

Shaft cleaner hahaha loser

by Woooooooooooooooooooooooo September 30, 2008

Hand to shaft ratio

form of measurement;

Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;

the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.

He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?

If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.

by MareBare84 September 23, 2014

Mexican Flag Shaft

During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Mexican heritage.

In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Mexican flag shaft.

by Thenickfebicoffical March 4, 2022

wrong end of the shaft

Idiom, literally meaning: one the receiving end of someone's penis (in slang shaft) rather than the person who possesses the penis (again shaft). In usage this means someone getting fucked figuratively rather than doing the figurative fucking (in which fucking is the preferred position).

Often used in relation to a business transaction which is one-sided.

While uncommon this idiom can be used in a literal sense and would generally refer to not only the act of being on the receiving side but also of a penetrative act that is disliked or not enjoyable (e.g. anal sex, double penetration..)

Figurative:
"I sold my truck for $2K to some idiot."
"Oh man, that shitbox? He was definitely on the wrong end of the shaft on that one."

Literal:
"James and I DP'd this chick last night.. man, was she on the wrong end of the shaft."

by cpt_beef November 19, 2011