scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.

I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.

by oldsport December 31, 2014

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Scratching the bats den

To finger the g spot of a women’s vagina in a “come here” motion until she cums.

“I was scratching the bats den, she came so hard.”

by Mans slut September 16, 2018

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you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

by Light Joker November 4, 2005

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Scratching your Pussy

It´s a new concept for relaxing. While you are in a comfortable place, you begin to lead one of your hands to your pussy and scratch it discreetly.

She was sitting in a couch while everyone around her saw what she was doing, it was just a relax moment, her hand was heading to her pussy to get a comfortable moment, so one boy said: you are scratching your pussy !

by neokeynesiano22 November 17, 2011

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scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007

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