hermione stranger

performing 'the stranger' whilst watching a harry potter movie

jay; dude have u seen that bird in harry potter

kris; yer man i always do the old hermione stranger over her

jay; same man id smash her backdoors in!

by jamie mc October 19, 2008

mega stranger

sexual act; just as soon as you have realized your hand has fallen asleep, you go outside and run up to every woman you see and introduce yourself to each one using your still-numb hand, and ask them if they'll agree to give you a hand J with it. It is proper, but not necessary, to state that there is a time limit of around 3-4 minutes, as numb hands don't last forever. A nearly impossible act, they are highly regarded as one of the rarest and most respected forms of sexual contact between a guy and a girl.

~Jim has just awakened to find his left hand has gone completely numb~
Jim: OH fuck yea!!
~runs outside, approaches Jenny~
Jim: Hey girl I'm Jim, I like kick boxing, I drive an 88 Mazda RX7 and I have a dog named English, you wanna help me crank one out?
Jenny: Nice to meet you Jim. Me llamo Jenny and of course I'll jack you one.
~Jim instates the Time Limit Clause~
Jim: Fukkin sweet, but I should let you know you've got about 3 minutes to pump one off.
~Jenny takes note of the kind gesture~
Jenny: Well we'd better get going *wink*

~Jim has just executed the nearly non-existent Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.

by 6the6fly6 May 8, 2009

Passing Strange

The most original and amazing Sweenett fanfiction out there under a mature rating.

This work of fanfiction will not be a waste of time and most Sweenett fans wish that it could be made into a "Sweeney Todd part 2"

Passing Strange is amazing

by Roar42434 July 8, 2010

a little strange

This expression is used when you have been in a relationship for an extensive period of time and you have decided you need to add some “spice” into your life. This expression usually refers to a one night stand with an attractive member of the opposite or same sex. Usually only “animalistic” sex takes place. Most of the time no words are exchanged during the evening, it is just used as a night of passion between the two sexes.

Be aware that doing something like this with a friend can cause serious tension and in most cases does effect the friendship

I was bored with my baby’s dad after 7 years. So I met someone from the internet and got a little strange…

by Jazi April 29, 2008

scanger

A perpetually angry person who speaks with a high pitched voice, starts arguments as often as you have hot dinners and generally fcks up any sane social situation.In winter the male of the species typically wears a ben sherman shirt, an undersized jumper, tight jeans rammed up his hole, sovereign rings on the fingers and bad hygiene.The female sports tacky awful clothes, ear rings the size of swimming pool rims and a face in an unending twisted gnarl of rage.Facial wounds are also common.These people often have a good sense of humour.

colin farrels character in "intermission" is an example of a scanger, the perfect combination of tracksuit bottoms and some crazy jumper from the 80's

by chomskola July 2, 2006

Strange Way

Getting sex from an unfamiliar person, such as one that is not your steady partner.

Dude, I'm hooking up with this chick tonight that I met on the internet for some strange way.

by AlphaTek May 22, 2008