The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.
by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020
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by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020
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Twitch: "Thank you for recent feedback regarding our ongoing embeds experiment. We wanted to confirm that this is a temporary experiment to improve our understanding of how viewers engage with embeds and ways in which we might make it easier to engage with creators' channels."
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Viewers: "Kapp, another case of schrodinger's twitch staff OMEGALUL"
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Get the Schrodinger's Hispanic mug.The Schrödinger wave equation is a quantum mechanical equation that is used to measure aspects of a particle in a quantum system. It was pioneered by theoretical physicist Erwin Schrödinger.
The Schrödinger (wave) equation in this most simple form can be written H^ Ψ = ΕΨ.
H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.
H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.
by LiamG2250 April 2, 2021
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Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Nice Guy mug.1) Schrödinger's chat is: When someone states a position and decides whether they actually believe it or not AFTER observing how others respond to it
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2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!
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2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!
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