Schrödinger's Lag

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.
Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"
by BoneZonelol October 08, 2020
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Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.
by Girthmiester March 01, 2025
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Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened
Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root
by HellaBread September 17, 2022
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Schrödinger's Sex

verb

The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.
Examples : Hi Mark, Here put this up your ass so that we can have Schrödinger's Sex
by Perseus1405 March 11, 2021
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Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.
Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?
by Spifficus October 17, 2022
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Schrödinger's Feminist

When a woman takes the form of 'independent of men' or 'dependent on men', based on which state serves her interest best.
Schrödinger's Feminist:
If a man opens my door he is disenfranchising my free agency.
If a man does not open my door he isn't even doing the bare minimum making him worthy of my time.

Malignant solipsistic narcissism is at the core of both states (Independent of men / Dependent on men) of True Female Nature (TFN)
More or less, "TRUTH" for a woman is whatever raises a woman to power on the subjugation of the male spirit.
by ika tan April 02, 2024
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