When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s babymug. A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)
by TldrNud November 25, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Media Consumermug. by jolynecujoh___ August 5, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Buttlikermug. similar to Schrödinger’s Douchebag, but said by south park stewie, world's best internet connoisseur.
by southparkstewie June 21, 2024
Get the schrödinger’s niggamug. when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.
Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”
by thekingggg April 28, 2024
Get the schrödingers epson printermug. by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020
Get the schrödinger's theorymug. A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.
“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”
“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”
"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”
"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
by westcoast1n January 29, 2025
Get the Schrödingers Slag.mug.