sailor teacher

A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.

"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"

"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"

by bizzle.jb May 22, 2007

Sailor

Sailor; The hottest most Beautiful Woman to EVER exist.
Sailors are moody but the literal best to be around 24/7

Person 1: Omg that girl is so fineee who is she??
Person 2: That’s Sailor!!! She’s so smexy

by SkirtCobain June 30, 2023

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Sailor cursing

Cursing a lot. Cursing out literally everything.

My dad curses like a sailor. He hates traffic.
#Sailor cursing

by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020

Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.

Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."

by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

nutty sailor

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.

Ted and Wanda were taking a bath the other night when he gave her a nutty sailor.

by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025