Rule 38

If it exists, it's probably in Japan.
Truman: Raw horseflesh Ice cream?
Yu Min: No Way!!! That can't be real.
Truman: Rule 38.
Yu Min: Topo!
by Elite CAT September 18, 2008
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The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM
Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!
by JustiLovesMeNot February 15, 2011
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rodrick rules

can be inputted after the title of any sequel. reference to the children’s books, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”.
the bible 2: rodrick rules
world war 3: rodrick rules
shrek 5: rodrick rules

holocaust 2: rodrick rules

minions 2: rodrick rules
by xxxdantin January 06, 2019
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Rule 6547

No duck-faces. They are unattractive.
Girl: THIS FACE LOOKS SO CUUUTE!! * duckfaces in picture *

Guy: Rule 6547.
by Chiszle August 28, 2011
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rule 3

ZOMGz I just found out Squizzle Squirrel yiffed with Aussie WildDog! What have we told Squizzle about yiffing! Never violate Rule 3! Don't stick your dick in crazy!
by Blabberwolf October 15, 2007
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rule 0

a.k.a. "The GM is always right."

The unwritten rule in tabletop role-playing games (such as Dungeons & Dragons) which grants the game master the right to suspend or override the published game rules whenever s/he deems necessary.

Similar to a house rule; however, rule zero may be invoked unilaterally, at any time and does not have to be agreed upon in advance by the players.

When abused, can lead to an inconsistent, confusing, or frustrating experience for the players.
Bob: I climb up the wall and into the wizard's castle, bypassing the defenses. I rolled a 20, so I succeed.
GM: The wall is magically warded against climbing. You fail.
Bob: But a 20 is an automatic success!
GM: Rule 0. You fail.
by bigwhitespats November 03, 2009
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Rule 55

Man tits are always going to be touched. End of story, if you have them, they are going to grabbed.
"Hey Kris"
"what?"
"rule 55"
"shit"
by Swastika Eyes January 15, 2009
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