rubber paycheck

When your paycheck bounces because the company is broke as fuck

Who knew a company could be so broke they give out rubber paychecks

by adudl March 8, 2017

Brazilian rubber

Fucking a girl with something instead of a condom. This thing has to be rubber though.

That Brazilian rubber last night was amazing.

by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016

Brazilian rubber

Having sex with someone using something other then a condom to stop the sperm.

I want to try to do some Brazilian rubber tonight.

by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016

rubber sponge

A person who argues just to argue, someone who "sponges" up arguments just to make others mad.

Kate is being a rubber sponge about the hotel room.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

Rubber Candle

Noun. A rubber candle is when one lights one's condom ablaze during sex. Most people who engage in this act are not likely to repeat save a few fetishists.

Ex. Last week I tried to give Julia a rubber candle. She's still in the ICU.

by Ohshizwazzup June 12, 2016

rubber doodle

1. A collection of kinky entertainment latex\rubber artifacts for AI entities. whatever simulates synthetix, like: a condom, a dildo; Latex Inflatable Anal Tube with Balloon.

2. The timely interaction between AI and organic entities using Rubber Doodles so they can travel back and forth in time in order to prolong orgasm for the rest of eternity to avoid a Premature Ejaculation.

3. .A Google Doodle animated in a loop, traveling back and forth in time. Coined after an animated Google Doodle of traffic light which caused a traffic jam, that, according to conspiracy, aimed at initiating another war in the Middle East, prevented within an inch by a random superhero puppy.

1. With adequate spare rubber doodles, any robot can easily cum.

2. OH, COMMON! COMON! COMON! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! Ad infinitum
3. . Hey, stop this Perpetuum -traffic, or else!
"Or else what?"
Else I'll shift my costume and call the police!
And you will never get away from your rubber doodles! Happy?

by tottal loss January 23, 2016

rubber breath

The act of giving a blowjob with a condom on

He was not sure she was clean, so she made her have rubber breath.

by HecticOne April 25, 2016