Royal Teacup

During anal sex, you pull out right before ejacualtion and make sure your partner's asshole is facing upward. Then cum into the gaping asshole and quickly suck it out like it's a cup of tea.

I did a Royal Teacup on Jane.

by Nick December 12, 2003

Royale high

A game where trashy hoes and men with beards collect sets and scam each other. Lots of people online date and small uwu girls hit on players named jake. People also inflate prices and pay real money for fake things

Person A: Wanna play roblox?

Person B: sure, what game?
Person A: Royale high
Person b: Only if we can fuck first

by Tr_Ash3307 July 14, 2022

Royal Flush

A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.

Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.

by ImperialCody March 27, 2010

Royal Flush

taking a piss on a unconcious person

the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.

by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Royal Bumpkin

When a man is getting head from a girl and he shits on her chest while she is doing this.

Michael gave the royal bumpkin to that fine bitch named Aisha last night.

by Shitbomber April 19, 2009

Royal Flush

When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.

You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"

by iamriot January 19, 2010

Dirty Royal

When a guy eats a girl puss and she squirts/creams in his mouth and he drinks as much as he can. He then puts his thumbs in her booty to open it up to spit her cream into it. To turn around and suck it/drink it out of her.. thus the dirty Royal

Chris thinks the dirty royal should be outlawed unless performed by him

by Redman97 November 19, 2018