Religion 

An incestuous morality and "good" excuse against homosexuality but for some reason priests can still molest boys and girls can pledge their virginity to their fathers.

Losing my religion, it's gross

Religion by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010

Religion 

Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.

Religion is a good way to find other people who want to stand around talking about God.

Religion by MultiFest September 30, 2017

Religion 

A belief of mass quantity, typically with some moral base, a 'sacred' text.
eg. Christianity-Bible
Judaism-Torrah
Muslim/Islam-Quran

Personally, i think religion is a fallacy!

Religion by ThePuggyMinecart February 15, 2018

Religion 

When a group of people gets together to worship an ancient fairy tale character(s). Extremists often reject science, just because, “it’s not what the (insert holy book) says!” Commonly against marriage equality, and other basic human rights. Many reject all evidence of scientific facts. The majority of religious people though, are good people, that just happen to believe in a god or gods.

Jehovah’s witnesses are a cult, not just a religion!

Religion by Harold Sarchestrian May 12, 2018

religion 

a mental illness which leads you to believe in things that are not there and waste your time talking to them. Most of the people suffering under religion deny their illness and want to infect others. The only cure is rational reasoning but sometimes the brain is so fucked by religion that nothing helps anymore.

i am sick of religion.

religion by dmfva January 1, 2019

Religion 

A group of people who force their possibly fake beliefs down somebody’s throat. how gucci is that?

Religion is Gucci m8

Religion by gaym8 March 13, 2019

religion 

The reason some people are not losers. The reason some people are not hateful little "find a scientific explanation for everything" atheists. The reason there are nice people in the world. People who didn't let some messed-up experience in their life make them think that religion was a lie or something STUPID like that. People who don't think that they are the highest most mighty beings in the universe, people who accept that there is actually someone out there BETTER than them.

Religious 2nd Grader: Hello, would you like a piece of my cookie? In my religion it's always good to share.

Non-religious 2nd Grader: I don't have to share my cookie with you because there's no one watching to make sure I'm good and the bad things I do will never come back to me. I don't follow silly religion rules about actually being a good person instead of a buttface.

religion by Yaaaaaawn November 5, 2006