Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.

Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!

by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011

redwings

when a dude has sex with a chick on her period

i earned my redwings last night and after i came, i realized what i did and i almost threw up

by neo-kaneida July 15, 2003

Reading people

to yell at someone for being a moron or when they just need to know about themselves.

I can't go one day with-out Reading people at this school

by Bunnyboy87 June 7, 2010

motorboating redwings

Sticking your face between a ladys lower fun bags while menstrating and blowing hard allowing the cameltoes to wobble on your cheeks.

I went motorboating redwings with the missus last night.

by Jitters73 February 5, 2017

A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

Reading, PA

I love Reading. One of the reasons is because it reminds me of books and when I dream about that place, I see books on trees and wear books. LOL. Anyways, the other reason why is because I like how it snows a lot but it is not that cold out (like Canada or Alaska).

Weather report for 19607 "Reading, PA" on Fri., Dec. High-45

by AIMlover November 28, 2009

ridding on some shit

Feeling Good, Really Really Good

Man today I've been ridding on some shit

by Scott Gavin June 7, 2007