mopped the quarter deck

when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.

Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!

Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.

by daddy v August 3, 2010

9/3 quarters

a server that is like home. i know it’s cringy but the people in this server mean so much to me. through good times and bad this server got me through it all. i love you all so so very much

9/3 quarters is the best server

by minghaoloml May 17, 2022

Quarter pounder with cheese

An anorexic woman with a yeast infection.

i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese.

by jiggy fly May 11, 2004

quarter inch killer

One whos penis is a quarter inch... usally used as a diragatory twards that rather small penis

your boyfriend has a quarter inch killer

by pugggs January 11, 2005

Quarter Back Sneak

To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.

Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!

by sean voyle November 8, 2007

Quarter After Six

A sex position in which the woman's body position resembles the hands of a clock when it's 6:15. This is typically achieved with the woman assuming a bent over stance.

Last night I Quarter After Six'ed Lauren on the kitchen table.

by SMD486 August 21, 2009

Quarter Ounce

A Quarter ounce is generally used to describe approximately 7 grams of cannabis as a slang term, also known as a 'dime bag' and is generally costing between $10-$25 dollars depending on where you live.

Henry knows a guy that knows a guy that sells quarter ounces for ten bucks !

by Moosealoose April 30, 2010