Putin

Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.

Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…

by GreatD December 19, 2022

putin

Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.

putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth

by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022

Putin

The rectum of a homosexual male.

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.

by Professor Dantanna March 4, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.

"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.

Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.

by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022

LAL PUTIN

puttin ur dick in the lock

"jack's lal putin for me bitch"

by HHH&MMM December 9, 2023