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why do you praise Putin

What you say to someone when they are acting like a total dunce online, so you say this just to get the best out of them.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would wear 2 circles on their chest in ROBLOX and say that this game is 13+
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + cope
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word
"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)
by Vaginal genious March 29, 2015
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LAL PUTIN

"jack's lal putin for me bitch"
by HHH&MMM December 9, 2023
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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