Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Prostitute

A hoe who fucks anyone for money you can find them near motels and are usually 5-100$ dollars.
Can we buy a Prostitute under 100$ nevermind I don’t want an STD or Herpes
by Dkkdkd January 13, 2019
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prostitute

an urban sex worker; often mistakenly thought to be associated as being sourced from the word prostrate, when it may be from the word statue, forced to stand, as in alleyways of ancient Rome.
She works as a prostitute.
by ncsr11 February 4, 2018
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Homegrown prostitute

A typical female/male who is originally from a small southern town in the south who sell their bodies for cash on hand or free room and board.
Hey Amber guess what dustin and i are just gonna go do some fuckery around town for awhile to feed them there babies. (Homegrown prostitute )
by Lilny2416 October 2, 2016
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prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date
guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022
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Prostitute

One who has sex/intercourse for money.
My mother used to be a prostitute.
by TheWeirdoBehindYou July 17, 2018
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Friend Prostitutemug.

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