prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013
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prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.
Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.
by joeydee April 14, 2014
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diarrhea prostitute

smelly lady who is super loose in the ass
damn, that girl u picked up is a diarrhea prostitute
by jackswag47 April 20, 2015
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Prostitute-Company

A company who merges with other companies to survive than fix it's root problem.
This company is a Prostitute-Company. It keeps getting bought out by other companies instead of fixing it problems to survive.
by YourFavTrap November 24, 2021
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Prostitution

It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!
Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
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Workplace-Prostitute

Adjective
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.
Person one: Can you believe O'Connor?, she started having sex with the boss, and received a promotion the day after.
Person two: Yeah, that's what you get when you're a Workplace-Prostitute.
by AcornBandit May 29, 2023
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