An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.
Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!
by cremedecaca November 22, 2021
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when you get robbed but not really robbed, $4 worth
“Did you hear what happened?”-Christina
Fernando just got private soda’d!” -Ryan
by blue_boxers008 September 28, 2021
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Eeeeewwwww such bad place with stoopid peepil and kills you with boringness screw this gross place (ง'̀-'́)ง saiv me from this hell miss hibas voice makes me want to puke ewwwwwwww
Instead of using hell as a punishment, use Abc private school
by lizird man April 12, 2020
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A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.

He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.

H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.

He has been known to but medics out of business.
Hey "Private Sandbag" I need you to provide cover over here!!
by Buttercactus December 13, 2017
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