Saint Preston

The Patron Saint of alls who enjoy life and live without judgment. a all accepting man.

thank saint Preston this weed is good

by sinner3 September 26, 2022

Preston

Very nice bloke, he has fucking enormous cock, he has a shit mullet and has blonde hair and blue eyes his shoes are black air max 90's and he has a bigger cock than that rian kid.

OMG PRESTON YOUR COCK IS BIGGER THAN THE SON

by Big dick preston June 20, 2021

Preston

A tall blonde Fuckboy with a thicc ass nose

Wow! That 78cm nose is almost half as big as Preston’s.

by Kirbanos October 2, 2019

Preston

Preston can pull anyone, he is the ris-god version of Jesus. This kid is friendly, kind, and extremely good looking. But don't get on his bad side because he will make it his personal duty to ruin your life. He has great comebacks and has many siblings. Preston's have brown eyes and very purdy eyelashes.

"Who's that hottie?" - Girl 1
*gasp* "You don't know who Preston is?!?!" Girl 2
"Don't even try it, hes mine" - Everyone

by Just_Your_Every_Day_Kid November 30, 2022

Preston Jit

a very thiqq cutie

WOW he is such a Preston Jit.

by Alexander THE Graham Bell May 18, 2022

Preston

You love him so much. His eyes, his hair, everything about him is perfect... Besides his hatrid of you... He only hates you because you like him... Most people say his annoying, and his jokes are bad, but you think he’s just plain old cute. You wish he’d feel the same way but you know he never will...

Girl 1: What’s wrong?
Girl 2: Preston just talked behind my back again...
Girl 1: GIRL GET OVER HIM!!!
Girl 2: It’s too hard to, he’s too cute to not like...

by MendesArmy4Ever February 10, 2019

jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023