potato

An annoying young girl who tries to hard to be different, popular, and pretty. She is always trying to get people to talk to her whether this is through myspace, aim, or text message. She is, the pure essence of what gets on your nerves.

Susan: Hey, you want to go hang out with Haley!?
Tiffany: No, shes a potato, all she does is edit photos on her computer.

by blehda June 30, 2008

Potato

a term used to describe Austrailian males who sits and fix their eyes on nothing, becoming a potato.

"He's such a potato!"

by Makyee December 9, 2008

Potato

A sweat magestic creature hwo can be found at potato land they will take over the world they also are the most inteligent beings in the universe

All hail potatos

by Potato sanchez February 7, 2018

Potato

Potatoes are the most majestic item on the entire human planet. They are a symbol of awesomeness from god!!!!

Potatoes are da best!

by potatonarwhalunicornmermaid January 26, 2015

Potato

the meaning of life. De potato will know de wae. Your best friend just standing there in that sexy peel that u wanna peel off and get some sexy sex time with de potato (HAAHAHA kill me please) u know to potato. it is calling ur name. potato potatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatoPOTATO

Me: I fucked a potato
Mom: Please get help

by <<<LEGIT A BITCH>>> February 4, 2018

potatoe

domestic versions of ricers, or domestic automobiles that try to emulate imports

Look at that fuckin potatoe mustang with those gay altezzas.

by mustangsaregay February 22, 2003

Potato

A guy or girl who looks scene/emo.
Usually used in negative context.

Comes from emu in Japanese (which sounds like emo) and that means potato.

Heather- "Do you see that girl with the obnoxiouly huge bow and obsession with Hello Kitty? And what the hell is up wither huge hair?"
Alex- "Yeah, she's a total potato."

by SluttyWatermelon February 5, 2010