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Potato

Someone who is extremely beautiful and who sits on the couch and watches tv all day while snapchatting their friends
by Squrcle December 28, 2016
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Potato

One who grew up under a rock or in a dark place; lacking social exposure; one who lacks a social life; one who is not very socially adept and feels uncomfortable or unfamiliar with many situations, experiences, and circumstances; being a jayme
Person 1:Babe you need to spend more time with me, stop being such a potato.

Person 2: I am not a potato

Person 1: you are a potato,accept it and become one with the potato.

Person 2:I am not a potato, explain how iam a potato

Person 1: you grew up under a rock, you seem healthy but are what french fries are made of that it tastes good but is not good

Person 2: .....

Person 1: I'm changing your name to spud

Person 2: STAHP, I'M NOT A POTATO
by bethepotato March 8, 2015
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A Potato

ME...Just...Me...
Person 1: "describe yourself in 2words."
Person2: "A POTATO"
Person1: "Bruh "A" don't count."
Person2: " you said two words Word one- A Word two-POTATO"
Person1:"bro whatever I don't care no more😒"
by Xx420Cali69xX May 28, 2018
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Potato

Being of two different races; mix. A potato's skin is a different color from the color in the inside of it.
Danisha: "She is either light skinned or a potato."
Danish: "Destiny, is you a potato or nah?"
Destiny: "Yes, my mom is black, and my dad is white.
by 2glam2giveadamn November 27, 2013
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Potato

a term used to describe Austrailian males who sits and fix their eyes on nothing, becoming a potato.
"He's such a potato!"
by Makyee December 9, 2008
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Potato

Potatoes are the most majestic item on the entire human planet. They are a symbol of awesomeness from god!!!!
Potatoes are da best!
by potatonarwhalunicornmermaid January 26, 2015
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Potato

the meaning of life. De potato will know de wae. Your best friend just standing there in that sexy peel that u wanna peel off and get some sexy sex time with de potato (HAAHAHA kill me please) u know to potato. it is calling ur name. potato potatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatoPOTATO
Me: I fucked a potato
Mom: Please get help
by <<<LEGIT A BITCH>>> February 4, 2018
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