twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard April 07, 2014

Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

Pork circle

The act of spit roasting a series of female deuce and a half or bigger females with an uninterruped mouth to genital circuit.

I got way too wasted last night, and unfortunately almost drowned in a pork circle.

by Jim-Bob Cooter December 10, 2016

Eating pork

the act of consuming an meat of a pig called "pork"

Michael: Hey John what are you eating today?
John: I'm eating pork

by Tacticaler November 29, 2022

Pork penis

A penis that’s big and fat and look like a pig

Tell him to suck my pork penis!

by Adalina October 05, 2017

Pork Invader

Noun & Verb Phrase.

A Person with unparalleled PIG ignorance whom attempts to drown out logic and reason with uneducated negative waffle - They can never evolve.

The Pork Invader proceeded to engage in a futile attempt of infiltrating the interesting debate between old friends with his nonsense and unjust slander.

by suigeneris September 11, 2013

pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 16, 2008