Poptart Share definition Flag A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo That guy is such a poptart, stay away! Poptart by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Poptart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch