poor mans blunt

A blunt filled with weed found on the ground or leaves found around a yard. Instead of using rolling paper or backwood wraps they use paper or index cards. Normally folded not rolled.

He didn’t have any weed so he made a poor mans blunt

by KomodoDragonFromEridge March 30, 2018

poor mans lean

Monster energy spiked with a percocet

Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean
Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean

by kill infant sons October 25, 2022

Millennial poor

A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.

I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor

by Poor Millennial December 27, 2019

poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.

Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear

by Trevor,G May 27, 2008

poor wingmanship

Poor wingmanship is the term used to denote uncooperative and unsupportive behavior between two or more friends at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties. Not interfering when your friend interacts with unattractive or subpar choices of women or men, by allowing interaction to be carried out farther than polite social contact. When your friend is unable to make rational decisions regarding the person in question due to excessive inebriation and you fail to intervene, you are a poor wingman.

You let me take home that guy with big ears and bad teeth! Dude, that's poor wingmanship!

by KatjABV August 5, 2010

poor man's limo

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride

I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.

by ewensa July 5, 2012

poor man's vacation

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"

Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.

by Goso September 28, 2011