Poor man's Plato

Jesus.
Refers to the fact that the teachings of Jesus are just rehashed Greek philosophy. Hence the god of the New Testament is somewhat more tolerant than the belligerent god of the Old Testament.

Listen here MC Hammer, don't you lecture me with your crazy religious beliefs, your Jesus was nothing but a poor man's Plato!

by neroismyhero October 30, 2009

Poor Man's caller tune

When someone doesn't have a caller tune that they bought, but rather record a song off the radio, and make that their callertune.

When Vernon called Shaniqua, he heard a poor recording of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" on a car radio. He also heard gum smacking, traffic, a turn signal, and farting. That's what I call a Poor man's caller tune.

by po man October 18, 2011

Poor Card Player

Someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the cards in his hands while playing.

Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."

Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"

by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010

Pooriod

When a chick takes a shit and gets her period at the same time

Some chick had a pooriod in the bathroom.

by Pitsnoggler December 20, 2010

Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.

1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."

by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010

Pooritos

Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.

"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"

"No....do you want some?"

"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"

by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011

Poor Romneys

A pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles.

Hobo bob couldn't afford shoes so grabbed some old plastic soda bottles and made himself a pair of Poor Romneys.

by RReagan August 8, 2012