poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.
" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."
by warrdogg September 28, 2015
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First-World Poor

You own Luxury Items, such as an iPad, fast WiFi or a Gaming PC with an GeForce 1080, but you use them to look at you're massive Debt.
Man, im First-World Poor.
Why did you buy your PC?
To look at my Bank Account.
And, how much money do you have?
I am 10 grand in debt.
Why didn't you use your iPad?
I use that to look at my debt on the go.
You stupid Idiot...
by ElectrodeYT December 20, 2016
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poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.
Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear
by Trevor,G May 26, 2008
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Millennial poor

A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.
by Poor Millennial December 28, 2019
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poor wingmanship

Poor wingmanship is the term used to denote uncooperative and unsupportive behavior between two or more friends at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties. Not interfering when your friend interacts with unattractive or subpar choices of women or men, by allowing interaction to be carried out farther than polite social contact. When your friend is unable to make rational decisions regarding the person in question due to excessive inebriation and you fail to intervene, you are a poor wingman.
You let me take home that guy with big ears and bad teeth! Dude, that's poor wingmanship!
by KatjABV August 04, 2010
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poor man's limo

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride
I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.
by ewensa July 03, 2012
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poor man's vacation

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"
Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.
by Goso May 25, 2011
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