tight poon

One who has a unusually tight vagina. Commonly constricts the male genetalia.

Ross's Sister has a tight poon.

by Poon Daddy May 19, 2006

poons god

The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.

"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"

by Pisshead March 2, 2005

Poon hound

A heterosexual being who really enjoys the pursuit of poon. Even though the results of the poon hound vary with the actual 'getting' of women, the poon hound never stops his pursuit of poon. The poon hound is legendary.

That Casey Berner is some poon hound. Too bad he'll be on 'To Catch A Predator' mistakenly at age 19 because they think he is 47.

by stlouiscardinal180 October 1, 2009

poon maggot

What you get when you and your boyfriend use mayonnaise as lube and don't clean your vagina.

I went to the OB-GYN and he discovered poon maggots in my vagina!

by maggotbrain December 9, 2008

urban poon

a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.

When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.

by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012

Chu Poon

A hilarious name bestowed upon a child of asian descent, usually by unknowing foreign parents.

Chu Poon, Ben Dover, Eileen Dover, Pat McCrotch, and the most infamous of all, Haywood Jablome

by Cinque19 January 2, 2011

poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.

Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...

by bconti3092 July 31, 2012