by herbie August 23, 2004
In the context of office and corporate culture, when two men enter a restroom and have to shit, one enters a stall, and the other gets shy and "fakes a piss", opting instead to pretend to urinate and return later for another anonymous attempt at defecating. One can also "fake a piss" if there are too many people shitting, and using a stall will entail crapping too close to other people. It can also be used if someone sees you enter the bathroom before you can sneak into a stall.
"Man, I had to shit real bad, but the managing partner saw me in the bathroom, so I had to fake a piss".
by Mr. Private Guy February 11, 2006
A drinking session. A booze up.
Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.
Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.
Another government IT project's gone pear shaped, seems EDS really couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
by hognoxious August 27, 2007
When you've been holding your pee for literally more than 3 hours so when you finally do release your pee, you don't have to push it out, it just flows.
by Hollywood8245 November 04, 2007
If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean
by minghi April 27, 2003
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