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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.
Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”
by Bg0991 April 7, 2019
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Photo Bandit

The person or people who sneak themselves into a photograph or a selfie at the last second.
The group photo would have been perfect but for the photo bandit.
by silver_chair May 3, 2018
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Photo Ass

The thicc booty you get from always squatting to take photos.
Hey did you see Griffins photo ass? He's been looking real thicc since AP photography!
by GStepz November 7, 2018
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Photo-Grog

To send a picture of your poop to someone, usually via text message, messenger or social media.
1. I took a massive shit yesterday, and got J.R. with a photo-grog because I know how much he loves pictures of poop.

2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”
by CBGLW August 17, 2025
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Topgun Photo Cruise

When you fly upside down for the sake of getting an unobstructed view out your canopy for taking pictures.
The other day I pulled a Topgun Photo Cruise.
by RedOne77 July 6, 2018
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Affinity Photo

One of the Photoshop's biggest rivals, along with Mac-exclusive Pixelmator. It gained popularity in the 2010s in response to Adobe moving towards their much-hated Creative Cloud subscription system, the program has a one-time purchase system rather than other alternative paid systems.
"Affinity Photo and Pixelmator are much better than Photoshop" - Some former Photoshop user
by Ryan900USAYT December 4, 2022
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