a screwdriver brand that has no major length to it and can get a kodick to fall for him #speakingfromtheheart
by asholew November 6, 2021
Get the phillipmug. Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
Get the Jean-Phillipe Kindlermug. A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.
“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 26, 2024
Get the Rusty Phillipmug. by JMUrbanD April 6, 2017
Get the Phillipmug. A Brazilian boy who thinks he is sexy but isn't. He probably has friends with names like Braydon or Nick or a cool teen named Bryce. Maybe a sister named Anslley. I most likely goes to a school in Georgia with the name North Forsyth. But who knows cause I just made this all up.
by FullEnTITTY January 25, 2020
Get the Phillip Portomug. by popi alex March 13, 2017
Get the phillip gaspermug. (Not all Phillips ofc)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
Person 1: ugh Phillip has been annoying me all day trying to flirt
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
by I gtg now June 27, 2021
Get the Phillipmug.