Philism

The purest of pure bollocks. A series of random words are fed into a slot machine of a brain, an individual pulls the lever by initiating a dialogue, and, in return, receives a story that bears no relation to any form of reality. An inane practice heavily influenced by dog walking.

Individual, "Did you see Coca Cola's shares have plummeted over the course of the euros". Philism, "Well I actually met the founder of Coca Cola on the planet Saturn in 2311, and he told me that the next big thing would be laceless shoes".

by Harry Handle June 24, 2021

philisnotonfire

A beautiful creation. The definition of art itself. True representation of companionship, love and such a bond through- JK ITS JUST A COUPLE OF DUDES IN CAT WHISKERS ^-^

philisnotonfire is taking over and generally ruining my life. i spend hours drawing cat whiskers with no shame, save yourself, its too late for me.
-Ollie Xxx

by PeachMilkPoison July 30, 2021

Philosophical Dick

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

Philosified

When you get philosophy thrown in your face

Get philosified!!!

by Syd24t August 15, 2021

Philashoporous Vocabulation

Speaking with un-neccessarily large or obsure words. It is often, but not always, done as a means to confuse the listener or to conflate the speakers ego

I confused Bryce with my philashoporous vocabulation

by dubacca September 21, 2021

Philex

If you come across a Philex, they’re very attentive towards you. They will always think about your feelings and they act very chivalrous. If you go on a date with them, they always praise you and make your self-esteem sky rocket! They’re very smooth with their words and has the best manners if you were to introduce them to your parents. Aside from that, they are also family oriented and puts others before them. No matter what conflicts they face in life, they always put on a charming smile and fights through it like a champ. Remember to embrace every memory you make with them because you never know when you’ll come across a person like this again!

Heh…cutie ;)

“You’re such a philex.”

by Your anonymous date <3 November 21, 2021

philleshay

Philleshay is a girl that gives it her all. She can have a short temper but will always follow through in the end. Philleshay knows exactly what she wants down to the specific detail. It can be all or nothing but if it’s nothing then know that shes given you multiple 2nd chances. Philleshay is uniquely beautiful. She is kind and naturing and a great person to have on your team!

“I can never decide what I B want, I wish I was more like Philleshay!”
“I feel so basic next to Philleshay ):”

by DeuceDon2_ November 22, 2021