pike patrol

A pike patrol is a large gruop of pikeys on the look out for stuff to nick.
Me and my friends have used this term for years.

"Whoa look at da size of dat pike patrol"
"Watcch out pike patrol about"

by Steveo101 December 14, 2008

Colon Patroller

someone (usually male, but could be a female with a strap-on)who likes to seek pleasure in either a male or female rectum and move around while doing so.

Did you know that the Hern was such a colon patroller? Shamiqua said she thought she was undergoing exploratory surgery by him last night!

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

booze patrol

An annoying person who likes to keep track of how many drinks a person consumes in a night for the sheer pleasure of talking shit the next day, to cover up their own alcoholism and or slutty behavior.

Patsy-"Wow, Jackie I saw you drank 14 beers last night, maybe you need to check in to Betty Ford."

Jackie-"Patsy, Rob told me that he and Steve tag teamed you last night after you all polished off a bottle of Jack at after hours. Stop being the booze patrol."

by momo4 February 10, 2010

Thot Patrol

An organization dedicated to the elimination of thots.

The Thot Patrol Deleted Brittany from existence.

by Dongxxxx6_9long$man$$$ April 9, 2019

Thot Patrol

A Patrol that is specified on hunting, they so called "Thots". "Thots" have the ability to hide their mean activities behind their thicc body, thus tricking virgins into a trap!

"I´m gonna call the fucking Thot Patrol!"

by Glorious Potato October 20, 2020

five oh patrol

A brave band of individuals who have taken it upon themselves to keep a keen eye out for police ambushes.

Damn, I wish I could be a member of the five oh patrol

by thugnationstation April 1, 2010

Border Patrol

Cleaning up down south, after you have defecated.

Taking a shower or washing up.... after you take a shit.

Sorry I was late, I was on border patrol.

by Aquarawel September 22, 2012