Kitten Paranoia

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.

Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.

by Yuri January 26, 2005

Paranoia List

A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.

Mother: Where's Jimmy?

Tom: I don't know mom

Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!

Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list

by 2b4sure September 5, 2009

pac-paranoia

someone who has a fear, or is scared of pacman

help me! i have pac-paranoia - pacman is going to kill me!

by sam farr December 3, 2007

Paranguatirimicuaro

Stupid spanish phrase which is supposed to confuse or at least to cry desperately... I think...

Bill- Ok John so... you speak spanish say the Paranguatirimicuaro word.
john- What the fuck?

by Baldezzaar Rambaahldii July 20, 2006

palanqueen

a queen who used to travel, or liked to travel, by palanquin.

She was a palanqueen and always preferred brand-new palanquins.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011

Paranalactivity

Being raped anally by a ghost, not to be confused with Wind Rape.

If you don't want to be raped by a ghost you will need a Paranalactivity chastity belt to protect against it.

by Fairy Slapper October 4, 2013

palanza

The biggest cuckold in the universe

Palanza cucked around all day.

by Bitchboy 1798 August 3, 2017