Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅

Let's Love Hank Palmer

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021

Palmer

Somebody who is so fucking horny they can’t stop humping.

Person 1: I’m so Palmer
Person 2 bends over and pulls down pants
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 1: Get that Palmerness out

by Druglord69420 March 4, 2021

palmer

A Christian from Western Europe who travelled to the Holy Lands on a pilgrimage during the Crusades. Palmers often brought back a palm frond as a souvenir of their pilgrimage.

Palmers were highly regarded by the public due to their intense devotion to Christ.

by D. Y. Vetz April 19, 2021

Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.

I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.

by TheRealLordDampnut June 13, 2022

Palmer Secondary

bad school to go to, annoying kids. some people i hate go there, specifically 3 people who's names i wont mention but the first letters are E, N, A. go there to make friends but avoid some annoying people (specifically those 3 if you get here by 2025)

Oh my gosh did you see E, N, and A going to Palmer Secondary? They're literally so annoying

by a guy that hates rcp September 9, 2022

Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.

"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige

by mace_on November 2, 2022

Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022