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Palmer

Lazy truck driver that takes long breaks, shuts down early, drops trailer, makes lots of mistakes, and is always late for deliveries.
I need to drive my clock out today, but I think I’m going to pull a Palmer.
by Biscuit601 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Palmermug.

Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.
"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige
by mace_on November 2, 2022
mugGet the Paige Amy Palmermug.

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Ass Kunt Palmermug.

Palmer

You are a palmer
by Regae12 August 7, 2023
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Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters
Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own
by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024
mugGet the Cold Palmermug.

powerade palmer

1/2 and 1/2 iced tea and lemon lime powerade.

excellent at curing hangovers.
i was literally ded this morning after drinking all night til i chugged back a few powerade palmers.
by mast3rbates May 21, 2018
mugGet the powerade palmermug.

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