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Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.
The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.
by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021
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Ethical pedophile

A type of pedophile, who has all the same tendencies as a regular pedophile, however they wait until their prey is of the age of consent.

Usually operating in counties where the age of consent is significantly lower than others.
He had the desire to have sex with children, so he booked a one way flight to Nigeria, gotta love those ethical pedophiles
by chickenlips11 February 7, 2023
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Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

the first time i heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in an
by Victoria is cool B] August 28, 2022
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are you a pedophile?

An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.
Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."
by Tez, a man March 21, 2010
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Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.
That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.
by Shulkingit April 25, 2015
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Reverse Pedophile

When a Child fuck an Adult without the adult consent or liking(i.e. Child rapes and hunts down adults)
Clare is a Reverse Pedophile because she like raping older men and women.
by PopACase June 5, 2018
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Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.
brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers
by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012
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