Opening House

An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .

"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."

"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."

by OwenF April 22, 2019

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Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

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Open wide

You are open wide for ne

by anonymous December 29, 2021

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funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017

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Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 7, 2021

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British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018

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