An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .
"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
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There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open
Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up
I better not take a bath, I might fill up
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