one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

One Eyed Butterfly Kiss

When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.

During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .

by Pocisme October 21, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016