Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!
by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020
Get the Shelf it!mug. When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.
How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.
by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024
Get the shelf itemmug. "I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 31, 2010
Get the shelf destructmug. by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019
Get the Eggs on the high shelfmug. by Fartdooder January 23, 2017
Get the locker shelfmug. by wettiebix September 10, 2020
Get the Shelfmug. A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
Get the Splooge shelfmug.