Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.

Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!

by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010

Husk The Cob

An adjective for “jacking off.”

Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.

by MattyB69 November 2, 2018

Cob

a racist term towards white people, red necks mainly

that cob was caught fucking his sister

by niggamyjordans July 10, 2011

Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ

Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.

by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.

Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.

by Dr.Elmo October 28, 2020

Cob gobbler

Someone that partakes in sucking alot of cock. Usually, a cob gobbler would be someone that is homosexual.

You can tell that that man over there is a cob gobbler.

by Theinsultedbanana April 4, 2024

cob

slang for penis, mainly used by closeted men.

i need some cob, ngl…
hmm, his cob is looking tasty

by cleartheair August 28, 2025