Example 1:
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn January 19, 2012
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 May 2, 2018
A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias May 8, 2012
A name given to an object/organism that is unseen and covert but is destructive and deadly in nature.
by Valor123 April 3, 2012
by SSMCSHERIFFSSMC December 30, 2014
When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
by SpiritOfWuTang December 2, 2017